Final Report
Coconut Grove, Florida – Sorry for the
delay in writing, however, we did not race on Wednesday or
Thursday; both days called for scattered thunderstorms.
When we arrived on the racecourse on Wednesday, a storm
joined us. Most teams dropped their mainsail when they saw
the approaching front, with its sheets of rain, and teeth at
the bottom of the clouds; they nibbled as low as the tips of
our masts. Stewart and I just bore off eased the sail,
pointed the boat towards Cuba and hiked hard. I was a great
ride. Our sails didn’t luff a bit, so this was probably
better for the boat and rig than lowering and raising the
main. When the storm left. The race was cancelled. The
sun came out and a steady, warm, 10-15 knot sea breeze
filled-in all afternoon. The Race Committee… “Nailed it”
Thursday called for the same
conditions. This time there was no wind and some
thunderstorms loomed and then struck Miami Beach. We were
all waiting under the barbershop pole (postponement flag)
waiting for the lunch counter to open; it was 11:45 am.
Abruptly, the Race Committee cancelled races for the day.
The sailors fled. The biggest victim was Coral Reef Yacht
Club as they lost thousands of dollars of revenue from the
lunch service. Again, the sun came out and the wind was a
steady 10-14 knots. Now, we were scheduled to start two
hours early on Friday in over 20 knots. The Race Committee,
“Nailed it.”
On Thursday evening, Betsy and I and
Rick and Rene invited several sailors over for dinner. Our
hotel room had a rooftop and we set up a long table for 25
overlooking Biscayne Bay. We chose to invite some people we
did not know well in order to meet new people. We invited;
the Irish, Peter O’Leary/Stephen Milne and their English
coach; the Norsemen, Eivend Melleby/Petter Petersen; the
Portugese, Afonso Domingos/Bernardo Santos; the Argentines,
Fabian McGowan/Federico Engelhard, Martin Pendola/Juan Paulo
Engelhard (by the way Juan Paulo and Federico are brothers
and they greet each other with a kiss every morning, I tried
the same with my brother Pat but he fought me like a spider
monkey trying to escape a prison rape, I only got within six
inches of him); the Canadians, Brian Cramer/Tyler Bjorn; and
two US teams George Szabo/Rick Peters (Rick escorted his
mother) and Jon VanderMolen/Steve Ticknor.
Betsy and Rene cooked a wonderful
dinner with salad, a penne pasta with vodka sauce,
asparagus, bread, and a stuffed chicken entrée. The Irish
lads were 24 and 22 years old and had just started to sail
Stars. Their goal is to qualify the country for the
Olympics. If they qualify at the Worlds then they get to
represent Ireland. If Maurice O’Connell qualifies the
country then there will be a Trials. Wow, what a kick in
the balls to O’Connell.
Speaking of Irish, and more
particularly Irish Whisky, Bernardo forgoes the Port of his
native Portugal for Irish Whiskey but this week was all
Bacardi Rum. So, away from the watchful eye of Tito
Bacardi, I shared my Bushmills and all was right with
Bernardo.
The next morning we were all on the
water at 8:30, the wind was howling, particularly at the
dock. Sails were flogging and profanity was common.
Stewart and I waited. No need to raise the sails until the
alley was clear. All week we were focused on raising the
sails and leaving the dock as soon as possible to spare the
sails. I timed us all week. We started the timer when I
started pulling the jib halyard and I stopped it when the
boat was released and the sails were full, essentially from
luffing to no more luffing. We boiled it down to 34
seconds; the sails thanked us for our proficiency.
The course was set for 160 degrees.
With 10 seconds left, we put the bow down only realize that
we were going to run over the middle line boat, we bore off
and enjoyed a shitty start. Windward boats rolled us and
leeward boats pushed way out. Stewart called for a clearing
tack. I disagreed. It was time to hang tough, sure we were
losing scores of boat lengths to our competitors but we were
sailing a 145 heading and a tack would be ill-advised as it
would take us away from the mark and most likely not
identify a clean lane anyway. We held, at 135 degrees the
others tacked. We tacked when clear and rounded about 20th.
The reach was fun, wet and anti-climactic. 2/3rds of the
way down our upper backstay broke and the rig along with
it. We sailed in on the jib.
Robert Scheidt and Bruno Prada won the
race with a huge lead. The second race was won by Robert
Stanjek and Marcus Koy. John Dane and Austin Sperry sailed
well with a 3rd and a sixth. But, Afonso and
Bernardo came on from behind to win the regatta with a
second and a third to win in a tie-breaker with Iain Percy
and Andrew Simpson. The awards ceremony was outside at 5:00
pm, it was beautiful and Bernado was a big hit with his
enthusiastic speech touting his, and other crews priceless
contributions to winning. Bernardo was off the Bushmill’s
and on to drinking rum from the Bacardi Cup and was generous
it sharing it with others. They also made Betsy promise to
serve them another meal next year on the same night; the eve
of the final day of racing.
Look for pictures later this week from
the awards party.
Race Three
The forecast today was for 15-20 knots
from the SE. The wind never reached 15
knots. It was hiking weather --but not
much more. The first course was set 165
with a downwind finish. We endured two
false starts and the black flag popped out.
We know that means… start earlier.
So with twenty seconds, we trimmed in starting closer
to the pin end but the boats around us started earlier.
Within a few seconds the squeeze was on and Stewart
and I luffed the sails looking for an escape hatch.
We ducked thirty boats, but for good reason.
Our heading on starboard was 125 and
that meant the wind was more like 155 which, with a 165
weather mark, means that you need to get on port.
Like most starts, the boats refused to jump off
starboard, so flipping to port (the favored tack) and taking
sterns was acceptable to us. We enjoyed
clear sailing on port for quite a while until the number on
the compass reached 200 which is a right shift.
We tacked short be equal with Hamish Pepper and
Edmund “balls of steel” Peel. The Irish
team of O’Leary and Milne lee-bowed us, we were right back
in that baloney sandwich. I told Stewart
that we needed to hang tough for as long as possible and
stay in phase on the lifted tack. I was
concerned that Pepper would roll over the top of us, I was
not concerned about the Irish on our leeward position.
After 500 yards, we were all unchanged.
Then O’Leary made a couple tweaks and he moved up on
us. We had to bail out again.
O’Leary went on to win the race. I
am sure he is an accomplished sailor, but with just jumping
into the boat and being able to adjust a complicated boat
more adeptly than Pepper is quite a statement.
Kelp was out in force and Stewart spent
much of the race swiping the fins of kelp.
Rick Brethorst’s crew was swiping when Rick threw in
an auto-tack, in response Scott just threw the weed stick
straight up into the air and into the Bay.
Rick had to tack to avoid what we now refer to as a
double penetration. After the race, Jim Buckingham and Eric
Monroe asked me about my double penetration.
This is his term for my collision with Szabo and
Stanjek… not something raunchy.
Rick Burgess took a more creative
method to looking for weeds. He
straddled the bow like a cowboy with his feet extended
outward with weed stick in hand. When
weed approached, he would push them aside and then shout
some garbled advice back to Claude Bonnani; unorthodox for
sure, effective maybe, fast… probably not.
At the first mark Alan Adler led the
race with Szabo close behind, both hit the right side.
We were 19th and played the middle on the
run. We were nineteenth at the leeward
mark but the leaders changed. Now, Dane
and Szabo led and drove to the right but the beat paid for
the left. Now, O’Leary took over.
We were moving well and then slowed down
dramatically; weeds, of course, but they were on the rudder
and it was a bush. Two swipes and the
bush remained, kind of like the last two presidential
elections. I was losing boats now so I
jumped overboard… to Stewart’s surprise and alarm.
I kicked the bush off the rudder and we were back
racing, but lost seven boats. On the
run, we jibed at the offset and picked up four to finish 22nd.
Before the race, our Australian friend
Andrew “Dog” Palfrey stopped by and asked if I was Joe’s
brother? I nodded.
Andrew is bald and noted that he can tell Joe and I apart
because Joe sports the same hairstyle. I
nodded. He then asked who Pat Londrigan
is, because “she is listed on the score sheet but she hasn’t
yet started a race.” Andrew wanted to
know if Pat was “me mum.” I nodded.
Race Two
Coconut Grove,
Florida
-- We spent some time this morning taping up the holes on
the boat. Fortunately, the collision did
no structural damage. Our only concern
was to prevent water from coming into the boat.
We did our level best and at the end of the day no
water entered the boat.
Arthur Anosov
promised to take care of the repairs next week and the boat
will be prettier in the end.
Meanwhile, the boat looks mean. e is
particularly enamored to start near us or see us
approaching. Do you remember
“Slapshot”, the definitive movie portraying the semi-pro
hockey? In one scene, one of the hockey
players was striking the team bus with an axe, the coach
(Paul Newman) asked what he was up doing, the player
responded, “I’m making the bus look mean.”
Today the wind was predicted to be 15
to 25 knots from the east. I changed
sails… twice. Finally, I decided to
stick with the Z-6 main. This was wise
because the wind never reached 15 knots.
Upwind it was hiking conditions.
Downwind it was a little lighter. The
mark was set for 135 degrees. After ten
wind tests we saw 125, 130, 125, 125, 130, 125, 125, 130,
125, 130, and 135. Stewart and I decided
that either, the mark and line was for the extreme high for
the right 135, or the Race Committee knew something about
the wind pattern that we didn’t. Of
course, in our arrogance we felt we knew better.
Therefore, starting on the pin end of the line was
the wise choice. If the wind is 135, an
all-time high on the right, then it would be best to start
on the lifted starboard tack and drive as quickly as
possible to the left shift. After two
recalls and the appearance of the lovely ebony silk of the
black flag, it was time to get aggressive (see yesterday’s
article).
At 20 seconds, we trimmed in before the
others and straight legged hiked. We
were off. On our windward quarter Ian
Murray and Andrew Palfrey had to tack away, to leeward we
lifted off Ian Percy he tacked and I cracked the sheets to
let him pass on Port… I hope the favor is returned some day.
John Dane and Austin Sperry were still on our
windward quarter but about thirty yards back and we rose to
a position where we could see their faces.
John yelled and pointed to leeward.
The message was clear. He wanted
us to foot and avoid us giving him bad air and drive towards
the left side as quickly as possible to exploit the left
shift. I agreed and cracked the main.
When we tacked, the result was hard to imagine, we
tacked on a five degree shift to find that we were thirty
degrees overstood; not just me bit the whole group on the
left. We won the left but it was clearly
the booby prize.
I don’t understand how this happened,
we were not on starboard that long and the next windward
mark heading was 110 degrees, the wind was turning left yet
all the boats on the left were slaughtered.
I suspect the mark was not placed properly, yet no
one filed a protest. It will soon be a
long forgotten memory.
That reminds me; Rick Rundle just
called in the middle of writing this article.
The conversation was short but sweet.
At ten in the p.m., while Rick was leaving a
restaurant in
Chicago
, a “Persian” gentlemen stood next to Rick and looked him in
the eye. He reached into his pocket and
pulled out several silver coins and began flipping them
between his fingers. Moments of silence
and clanking ensued. The precious moment
seemed to linger for Rick. It was
unique, it was precious, it was Rick’s.
The man then said, “these coins, these coins are real
money.”
Rick was noncommittal but strategically
silent. The gentlemen pressed further.
He wrote a note to Rick. It was
simple and direct… it said, “I surrender.”
Now, I have known Rick for as long as I
can remember. He told me this in
confidence, so, of course, I am sharing with all.
I think he was a little unnerved by the incident.
He froze and was non-responsive to the waving of the
white flag. The gentlemen then hopped
into his Mercedes and sped away. Rick
interprets the incident as a plea for religious salvation.
I am a little less optimistic.
Draw your own conclusions and discuss.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, when we
reached towards the windward mark we had to cut through the
leaders who were rounding the offset mark…. En masse.
We were on port and scores of boats were on starboard
we had no place to go but when those boys saw us they parted
like the
Red Sea
. The mean look paid off.
Now, the pay off wasn’t so great, it paid in the form
of a 90 something mark rounding. We
spent the rest of the race passing forty boats or so.
It was fun but not that rewarding. When
I returned to the harbor, I had a
5:00 pm
business call, a
5:00 pm
Star Class Officer meeting, my wife’s flight arrived at
5:00 pm
, and the German team filed for a rehearing of yesterday’s
incident at… you guessed it,
5:00 pm
. Well, it all worked out in the end.
We still won on the rehearing, the Star Class lives
for another day, Besty arrived unscathed, we got the client,
and I pulled the boat out just before dark.
Oh, by the way the one-legged man won
the race… Lars Grael! I have two
half-baked legs, he has one awesome leg, so we are even, but
the rest of you should reevaluate; maybe it is time to cut
off your weak leg and start sailing fast.
Think about it, if you weigh 200 pounds and each leg
is 25 lbs. apiece, then if you could rid yourself of an
extra 25 lbs. You could carry more weight higher on your
body which is more effective when hiking.
Well, it is just a thought.
Cutting off your leg to get an edge certainly would
demonstrate your commitment to excellence.
Speaking of commitment to excellence,
Pat Londrigan called tonight. He spent
the day at
South
Beach
with his “posse.” He called to relay his
wind observations from 40 miles away on a beach with
cocktails. He noted how the wind went to
the right or some such gibberish. Two
races and his boat has not touched salt water.
It is fair to say that he will receive more letters
than numbers in this regatta.
Race One
Castro steps down, little Castro steps
up, President Bush maintains the embargo on
Cuba
and the Bacardi Cup remains in
Miami
. Someday,
Havana
will host the Bacardi Cup again. In the
meantime, Tito Bacardi continues to serve as a generous host
of sailors. This year Tito ands Bacardi
Rum are hosting 116 teams at the Coral Reef Yacht Club.
This year, due to the looming
Olympics, the World Championship in
Miami
in April, and the deflated value of the US dollar compared
to other currencies, has brought a tremendous amount of
international teams. Over 30 different
countries are represented with only about 30
US
boats. After the race Eric Lidesis noted
that he finished 25th and was the sixth
US
finisher. Eric added that the Europeans
are dominating the Bacardi Cup. Well
Eric, how about a little US pride.
First, nobody dominates a series after
one race. Second
Europe
is a continent not a country like the
US
, so the decked is stacked in favor of a continent with 18
countries competing in this event.
Third, six boats in the top 25 is the best result for any
country, Italy is second with four (US has a 50% better
performance), and Brazil is second with
three finishers in the top 25… oh, and by the way Brazil is
not in Europe. So on the top twenty
five, six are from the
US
, six from other counties outside of
Europe
, four are from
Italy
and 9 are from a variety of European countries.
Sorry too bust your balls Eric but somebody has to do
it. Eric is six feet ten, so for me bust
his balls is like working a speed bag.
Pat Londrigan arrived for the event
late Saturday night; he forgot an important element… a crew.
He had a posse though… or an entourage… of six other
young men and women but no one able to man the front of the
boat. Way to think that one out big bro.
But, hey Pat was there at the windward mark with
bikinis and beer, now that is a program.
I am not sure what kind of program but Brittany Spears would
be proud.
The wind was from the Northeast, 65
degrees and 15 knots there were some stronger puffs but
generally 15 knots. After a half hour of
wind tests, the wind remained stuck at 65 degrees.
The race was postponed twice for no particular reason
but the wait for three airplanes to fly by with ads for
Volkswagen. The first banner said “Zig,
the second “Zag”, and the third said “Zug.”
Stewart and I were not sure of the meaning but
decided to applied this theory to the first race.
After two general recalls, the black
flag went up. I told Stewart that, to
me, the Black Flag means to “start sooner.”
Since most starters will be more reluctant under the
black flag then there will be greater mid-line sag.
So, it is best start in the middle of the line and
then start well ahead of the boats next to you.
So, we did and had a nice start in clear air and
moving out. At the weather mark, the
lead boats on the left edged out the lead boats on the right
due to a 5 degree shift at the end of the leg.
It was somewhat of a drag race.
Stewart and I rounded in the “teens.”
The next two legs were somewhat unremarkable until Stewart
and got bored and decided to make it a bit more remarkable
with an exclamation point at the next windward mark.
We put a large hole in “starboard-tacker” George
Szabo and Rick Peters’ boat, right at the backstay.
George and Rick can no longer sail that boat this
week. Sorry George.
He is now scrambling for a replacement boat.
I have a hole on my left side near the side stays
from another port tacker from
Germany
and my bow has a large hole as well.
George’s jib exploded on impact.
Protests were filed, the jury heard
the testimony. It is not worth repeating
but George received average points as redress.
The German boat was disqualified and Stewart and I
were exonerated and received average points as well.
Tonight, we will tape up the boat.
Nest week, our friend Arthur Anosov will repair the
boat. By the way, the jury noted the
sportsmanship of the sailors in the protest room; all three
sailors recounted the same facts and were all contrite
despite the extent of the damage.
Alan Adler and Ronald Seifert led most
of the race until the finish when Eivind Melleby and Petter
Pedersen slipped past them. Tomorrow we
hope to minimize the damage.